FACT: There are 255 squares on a Scrabble board. OPINION: You need at least two squares to play Scrabble. FACT: The electric shaver was patented on November 6, 1928. OPINION: Before the electric shaver was invented, guys had to use blenders to get rid of their whiskers. FACT: There are 500 sheets of paper in a ream. OPINION: If I was any good at oragami, I could probably make a huge crane with that much paper. FACT: The monkey wrench was invented by Charles Moncke. OPINION: It was originally used to castrate chimps. FACT: There are seven points on the Statue of Liberty's crown. OPINION: There is no real point of the Statue of Liberty wearing a crown. But like a Spice Girls doll, it came with its own accessories. FACT: The shell constitutes 12 percent of an egg's weight. OPINION: The rest of the egg's weight is the Kinder surprise inside. FACT: A snail's reproductive organs are in its head. OPINION: This gives new meaning to the word dickhead. FACT: A cow's only sweat glands are in its nose. OPINION: Chocolate milk is made out of cow sweat. FACT: The telephone's patent number is 174 465. OPINION: Alexander Grahm Bell invented the phone so people wouldn't have to look at each other during sex. FACT: The typical person goes to the bathroom 6 times a day. OPINION: Cool people don't go to the bathroom. FACT: The first Lifesaver flavor was peppermint. OPINION: The second was asparagus. FACT: The typical American eats 263 eggs a year. OPINION: Eggs are high in Vitamin A, protein, and bits of baby chickens. FACT: Jack is the most common name in nursery rhymes. OPINION: It's also a common name in pornographic films.