| 61. "No! It's Rejean, not so hard you know? Rejean, damn you! Not
'Reggie' you English Pig. No! I won't look at your
camera. Rejean! You English dog!"
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62. Despite what you have heard, it was
not age, the Edmonton Oilers, or a consistently poor
draft position that killed the mighty New York Islanders' dynasty
of the 1980s. No, it was drinking in the afternoons
before games. "Hey Billy, how be I lie on
top of you now? Whee!"
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63. Canada's piano playing genius. By rights
should have been number 22.
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64. The NHL's first Polish goaltender and
the third-stringer on the all-alliteration
team (somewhere close to Gilles Gilbert, but far
from Pete Peeters).
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65.Back when the Vancouver Canucks drafted
players based on them having funny names, Brad Gassoff
was the high water mark.
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66. Bud.
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67. Bunny.
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68. "All men are pigs."
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69. "Okay, okay. It's Reggie. You
can call me Reggie. I'll look at the camera this
time. (You English Pig)."
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70. "There ain't nothing funny
about Tom Lysiak." Or his afro.
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71. Unfortunate name, short career. Coincidence?
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72. Matt Dorrell look-alike and creepy huge-headed fuck.
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73. Once climbed into the stands and beat a man with his own shoe. Now in management. 
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74. "Turn around? Turn around? Tiger ain't turning for no one. You seen the front of these jerseys?"
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75. The Triple Crown Line. The only line in hockey history to have all three members score one hundred points in the same season and be centred by a midget.
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76. One of the NHL's greatest goal scorers and most underrated players. "Man all y'all get out of the way. It's Gartner time. No respect, man, no respect."
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77. The Broad Street Bullies (seated).
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78. Now a spectacularly unfunny Canadian talk show host. Traded in moustache for permanent five o'clock shadow.
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79. "Yeah real nice, Dave. Real arty. Like it's your card but you're not in it. It works Dave, it fucking works."
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80. "No I get it, it's funny. It's funny: 'Hey Johnny Baby!' But seriously, seriously...this is Cleveland, trade the bastard. It's funny though, no shit."
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