2. The Canadian Ned Flanders.

3. "Yes, yes yes...oh shit, no no no...."

4. "Holy fuck am I wasted!"

5. Be-loved Canadian songwriter ("Black cars look better in the shade"). Shown here absent the top of his head.

6. Chico.

7. The man.

8. Because, in sports, the team with the Moe Mantha going their way usually wins.

9. When playing place towel around neck. When announcing place towel around face.

10. Has definitely met Madonna.

11. Owner of a fine Canadian jaw, forehead and patriarch to a Canadian institution.

12. Movie star, footballer. Once suspended for grabbing another man's testicles during a game. Has probably met Madonna.

13. Scored the overtime winner in game 6 of the 1964 Stanley Cup Playoffs. On a broken ankle.

14. A name like Mike Bossy means you will be a goal scorer; Patrick Roy a regal netminder; what kind of player you think ol' Link was?

15. "How the fuck do you get rid of a name like Stump. Shit is wrong."

16. "What the fuck are you looking at? I'm Dick fucking Redmond. Move along."

17. Not in fact traded to Buffalo as the card would indicate. Future scorer of Edmonton's, and perhaps hockey's, most celebrated own goal. "Fucking Fuhr."

18. Busted innumerable times for drug offences. Wicked good fastball though.

19. What hockey players used to look like.

20. Really what does love have to do..."Yeah you be the next guy to make that joke. Ask me to be your private dancer, see what happens."