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Forget Magazine's Hockey Cards
81-100 in a set of 396

81. Okay...shit...for the last time: these guys right here are going to run at us as soon as I move the ball...Okay? Jesus. Shit, okay, here we go...these guys right here...

82. The 82nd Beattle.

83. Shit I don't mind sitting here all alone. Wasn't my fault...don't mind at all...all the Gatorade I need. Don't mind at all. Shit.

84. Canadian comedy journeyman, former star of St. Elsewhere.

85. If someone is going to free us, I expect he'll be named Pepi.

86. See that's not funny. I know funny and that's not funny. Making laughs at poor Pepi's expense. Not funny. See.

87. Who wants to "star" in a series of bad teenage melodramas highlighted by a role as the dorm monitor in Saved By the Bell: The College Years, thereby erasing all memories of himself as a three time pro-bowler and making himself the prototypical B-List celebrity?

Me, I do. Me, me, me.

88. A representative of "The World's Largest Regional Sports Network": Okay, no see I am am happy we are on a card. But Rick Zombo? Zombo? Jesus. When I said the "end of the alphabet, ha, ha, ha" I meant Yzerman. Steve Yzerman!

A representative of Score hockey card company: Oh, Yzerman. Right. 'Y'

89. Feeling good. Looking good Got my sweater. Feeling relaxed.

90. Hey y'all look at the sweater on Mora! Hey Mora, Bill Cosby need that back after the game?

91. You can kiss my ass Porter. Kiss my goddamn ass!

92. Same thing every day. Back and forth. Every day.

93. Steve Howe is a-pitching, Steve Howe is a-strutting, and Steve Howe is a-wasted.

94. Unsuccessful career as a Pirate outfielder led nicely to current station as Canada's tobacco giant.

95. It's about to be bad being Eddie McGoldrick.

96. It's always bad being Mike Mularkey.

97. It's never bad being Jeffrey Leonard.

98. 2 more a these, then Bar-B-Cue!

99. Real funny. Real funny making fun of people's weight. Now make some funny joke about E.J.... about how his helmet is on top of his head cause even it's afraid to get near his face...go ahead...see what happens right after...

100. 12 time pro-bowler and Canadian rock-band, music-legend that brought forth Kim Mitchell.


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